“I’m gonna need shut the door so she can’t go hide under my bed. She needs to man the fuck up. Wait.. My cat needs to man up.” -Sierra. Lol. — Savanna Ferguson (@savi66)
HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley
Everytime I’m High…
I think everything is made for stoners. Like that doorknob? Why do you think it’s so low? So when i’m super high, wanting to go get Taco Bell, i don’t have to reach up to open the door. Cuz let’s face it, i’m surprised that I’m standing up because i had such horrible couch lock two minutes ago. Flip flops. When I’m too lazy to try to match shoes to my outfit. They’re normal in the summertime, right? That picture in my living room that changes whenever you look at it from another angle? That has to be for when i get so baked that i find myself staring at it questioning the meaning of life. It has to be. The tree out front. For when i feel like a monkey. The soft grass underneath the tree. For when my high ass remembers that I’m not a monkey. And so on and so forth. You tell me that doesn’t make sense. Now i have some Fruit Loops to attend to..
